Dogbert’s Management Handbook by Scott Adams

Dogbert’s Management Handbook
by Scott Adams
Why do all modern managers do the same bizarre things? Are these methods
taught in business schools? Do managers learn by watching more experienced
managers? Is it the result of mentoring? None of the above! Every manager
follows the doctrine set out in “Dogbert’s Top Secret Management
Handbook”. Here you can learn about pretending to care – how to hear
without listening! It lets you make decisions – be a leader without making
any! It lets you empty promises of promotion – enjoy all the motivational
benefits with none of the costs! An essential management bible for new
managers, teaching them how to transform themselves from bitter and
bewildered ‘little people’ into fully functioning, paradigm-spewing
management zombies!