Confessions of a Demented Housewife – Niamh Greene

Confessions of a Demented Housewife: The Celebrity Year by Niamh Greene

Before reading my private ‘confessions’* please bear in mind the following:
(1) My husband Joe and I are soul-mates. Nothing – including a smouldering lone father or Joe’s teeny mid-life crisis – could ever come between us. (Hopefully he won’t find out about smouldering Lone Father’s sexed-up expose of our secret ‘affair’ last year.)
(2) Offspring Katie and Jack are well-adjusted and happy – even if Jack thinks he’s a dog and Katie wants to be a Pussy Cat Doll.
(3) VBF Louise makes new motherhood appear unnaturally glamorous. It simply isn’t normal to fit back into size zero jeans so soon after giving birth – and I have the jelly belly to prove it.
(4) I did not cynically engineer my close personal friendship with Celebrity Mom Angelica Law just to get invited to red carpet events. The whole newspaper-paparazzi-telly thing was NOT my fault – I can’t help it if I’ve got star quality in bucket-loads, can I?

*Note: The publisher ‘borrowing’ my diary and printing its contents does not amount to a confession. My arm had to be twisted very hard …
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Used Very Good

Language

English

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Paperback

ISBN

1844881385

Pages

336

Year Published

2008

Publisher

Penguin Books Ltd

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